I'm Doing Europe (Part One): Introduction

So I'm in Europe and despite the fact that 1) I told myself I was going on a great internet purge for a good month and 2) keyboards tend to be different country by country (England's, for example, have a pound sign where there should be the "@" symbol, which frustrates me to no end when I try to log on Facebook, yes, Facebook), I'm starting a blog. Mostly it's because I don't want to tell the same stories to different people, but also I think it's because I'm the kind of dude that just blogs. So. Yeah. Here's to that.